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Scanner Reports 9-14-16
updated: Sep 14, 2016, 7:00 AM

Reported by Roger the Scanner Guy

Happy Camel Day. The other day I was out talking to one of my neighbors kinda looking out toward the street when out of the corner of my eye I witnessed a wreck, two SUV’s. One was pulling out of the Habit and it was way out into the second southbound lane of South Milpas aka The Speedway that’s what those of us who live here call it. The other one, a white BMW, nailed it. There was no sound of brakes just a big CRASH! It happened so quick I turned to see the BMW lift for a second as it made contact then drop to the ground. No one was injured they pulled off to the side of Milpas but blocked an entrance to a business which they really did not have to do. Having seen this interesting wreck between two typical Narcissists was exciting. The neighbor and I made our way closer to the street speaking loud about the accident. The driver of the BMW, a female gave me a dirty look as if the collision was totally my fault as it was most likely both their faults. He was pulled way out into the lanes to stop traffic so he could illegally cross the double yellows most likely to turn North onto Milpas. She was speeding going between 40-50 mph most likely distracted not even looking at the road because if she had she would have seen this big purple 4×4 SUV in front of her and most likely the crash never would have occurred. They exchanged information and split, both vehicles were drivable, fender benders at least until they turn the info into their insurance companies then one or both might be considered totaled. I would not be surprised with how hard she connected with his vehicle. I doubt either one of them learn from their mistakes because they both made them though. An idiot could tell they were both at fault, she must have been texting. If I ever drive again I’m getting something big with shoulder pads because it seems that there are so many distracted drivers on the road if I don’t witness it for myself I hear it over the Scanner a dozen times a day at least.

I must say I really don’t understand why people drive Distracted it’s like driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs. Which is something I did when I was young, dumb, and really stupid. I did go to college to become a probation officer but got thrown out for Alcoholism among other things I never thought about suing them until now. Come to think of it they did kind of treat me kinda crappy there too at that school I always thought it was because I was an ex-offender but it’s probably because of my nationality Hungarian-Romanian, Russian Gypsy there is some Cherokee, Irish, some English and Welsh in there too maybe while I’m at it I could sue my relatives after at Alcoholism runs in the family and they had it before me.

Here are your Scanner Reports, MONday:

  • Fall victim on Mountain Drive possible broken arm.
  • 5150 UI Male goes off in residence 2200 Block of Cliff drive breaking things up and scaring his roommate when the police got there he came out with a hammer and a knife but gave up soon after and got some help he did not go to jail as far as I know.
  • On the grounds of La Patera School sat a white utility truck a couple in it drunk with bottles of booze.
  • 4400 Block of Calle Real car with 4 flats crashes into a wall sometimes it’s just better to stay in bed.
  • Weird 415 Domestic on Blosser in Santa Maria heard the dispatcher say the man ripped the door off the bedroom wall.
  • Gun comment at RaboBank, closure and evacuating if bank for a short time. A 5150 male transient trying to start a bank account made a stupid comment about a gun left the bank and his back pack behind. Came back for the backpack but the bank was locked he banged on the doors then split before police arrived but they got him by Pet Co. Saying something about having a gun in a bank is almost as bad as naming a bank Rabo Bank.
  • Highway 101 Southbound at the Juinipero Footbridge camp clean up.
  • Check the Welfare of a male walking South Bound from the 800 Block of State street with rolled up papers yelling at passer bys.
  • Ill elderly subject in the dining room of the Villa Santa Barbara.
  • Campers 2700 Block of State near the Red Cross.
  • Assault investigation at the police station.
  • Fall victim head injury 1300 Block of Shoreline.
  • Parking violation 300 Block of East DLG.
  • 500 Block of West Pueblo 459 to a vehicle.
  • Door to Door possible scammer female in a brown dress 2300 Block of Edgewater.
  • 1600 Block of Eucalyptus overdose.
  • Electric grill Fire 1600 Block of Castillo was on fire.
  • Man down Medical 700 Block of North Fairview in Goleta.
  • Battery Investigation at Cottage occurred at Beach City.
  • Sexual Battery Investigation at the Police Station occurred on Alamar.
  • Public assist 3 year old child locked in a vehicle 1000 Block of Cacique.

Scanner Reports, TUESday:

  • Big accident involving semi’s on highway 166 one person passed away RIP.
  • 100 Block of East Cota WMA idiot yelling at children.
  • Stolen 2011 Rav 4 from the 2600 Block of Tallant Road.
  • Domestic fight at the Laundry Mat 834 North Milpas.
  • Possible DUI driving female in a grey sedan at 5 Points R.P. Followed for a block or so by R.P. who moved on not really sure what she did exactly.
  • Female walking South down Hollister from the 5700 Block with 2 dogs yelling at passer bys.
  • Thief stealing rocks and boulders on Shoreline got away in a green Audi till the coppers show up at his house.
  • Stolen Auto recovery at SBCC 701 Shoreline.
  • Burglary to a business 1300 Block of Chapala, Commercial burglary.
  • Motorhome into a Fire Hydrant 200 Block of Mesa Verde Drive Public Works responded.
  • Homeless Camp Haley at Castillo
  • 200 Block of Patterson Road 4 WMA’s threatening one with a pipe.
  • Resister fighting the Police he lost like I used to Marina 2 why try and fight them in the first place?
  • 2 Males casing looking into vehicles in Parking lot 7 1100 Block of Anacapa one had a Dodge Dually, the otter a Black Acura the black Acura was still there with the driver behind the wheel sleeping all I heard.
  • Semi hits Power Pole and I heard he drove away 4600 Block of Foothill.
  • High Speed Pursuit with stolen vehicle started in Ventura County went to Goleta and back to Ventura County where the suspect crashed the vehicle.
  • Fall victim down stairs at Vista Del Monte.
  • Assault victim with head injury behind the Canary Hotel first I heard Fall victim then Assault victim.
  • Postal Truck caught fire highway 154 near Painted Cave was fully involved got alittle brush but was knocked down Thank God!
  • Rucker at Burton Mesa Vehicle Accident unknown if injury.
  • Probation check 1200 Block of San Andres.

Oh My what a Day! Especially when the Scanners R A Humming and there is 2 Plus calls going at the same time and things are slow cause so many Folks are checking in and youre just trying to figure out what in tarnation is going on but it all worked out…Have a Great Hump Day Belinda, Angel Baby, Pooh Bear, Clancy, Poncho, Jerry, John Handcock, and Mickey Mantle Willing We will see ya on FRYday. Later, Roger

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