Farmer fines couple £50 after they parked up on his land to have sex but got car stuck in the mud

Playing the field! Farmer fines randy couple GBP50 after they parked up on his land to have sex but got car stuck in the mud

  • Randy couple parked up on a farmer’s field in Milton Keynes for a cheeky romp 
  • Ford Focus got stuck and furious farmer fined the pair GBP50 after finding them
  • Campbells Recovery were called to the scene and posted images on Facebook
  • ***Do you know the driver of the Ford Focus? Email: jack.wright@mailonline.co.uk*** 

By Jack Wright For Mailonline

Published: 12:44, 26 October 2020 | Updated: 13:08, 26 October 2020

A furious farmer fined a randy couple GBP50 after they parked up on his land to have sex only for their car to get stuck in the mud.  

Campbells Recovery, based in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, were called to the scene after the farmer discovered the lovers on his field.

Rather than call the police, he fined them GBP50 and called Campbells, advising them to look for the ‘only Ford Focus growing in the field’.

The images show the blue car stranded in the middle of the muddy field.

Campbells Recovery’s truck sits at the edge of the land, ready to rescue the red-faced couple.

One shot shows the woman sitting sheepishly in the passenger’s seat as a face mask dangles from the rear-view mirror.

Another shows her companion searching in the boot for a tow line.

Photos uploaded to Facebook by Campbells Recovery show the blue car stranded in the field

Farmer fines couple £50 after they parked up on his land to have sex but got car stuck in the mud

One shot shows a woman sitting in the passenger’s seat as a face mask dangles from the mirror

Farmer fines couple £50 after they parked up on his land to have sex but got car stuck in the mud

Another photo shows her companion searching in the boot for a tow line

The images were uploaded to Facebook by Campbells Recovery yesterday, who wrote: ‘Probably one of the funniest call outs we have had in a while, customer calls and says he has a dilemma.

‘He pulled into a field to s*** a bird last night and was woken this morning by an angry farmer who wanted him off his land.

‘But, realised he was stuck, when I asked for a live location he said you can’t miss me. I’m the only Ford Focus growing in the field.

‘Expensive s*** as he had to pay the farmer GBP50 for kipping in his field so he wouldn’t call the police and then the recovery fee.

‘P.S just to clarify no wives/girlfriends were harmed by this post. The lad gives no f**** about us putting this up.’

Farmer fines couple £50 after they parked up on his land to have sex but got car stuck in the mud

Campbells Recovery, based in Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire, were called to the scene after the farmer discovered the lovers on his field

Farmer fines couple £50 after they parked up on his land to have sex but got car stuck in the mud Farmer fines couple £50 after they parked up on his land to have sex but got car stuck in the mud Farmer fines couple £50 after they parked up on his land to have sex but got car stuck in the mud

The Facebook post has had social media users in stitches, with one joking that he would give the driver of the Ford Focus some ‘decent spots just so he can avoid this next time’

The post has had social media users in stitches.

One wrote: ‘The magic focus. Went down the road and turned into a field.

Another said: ‘Jeez you’d think for GBP50 the farmer would have pulled him out.’

‘What a lad. I might message him with some decent spots just so he can avoid this f***** next time,’ one Facebook user wrote

And another commented: ‘I know farmers have it tough with theft and vandalism but f** me he must be the most miserable b*****.

‘What ever happened to a shake of the hand and pat on the back.’

***Do you know the driver of the Ford Focus?

Email: jack.wright@mailonline.co.uk*** 

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